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QUESTION?SUGGESTION!
July 15, 2008
TONIGHT........WE STAND IN ENEMY TERRITORY! WE ARE IN THE HOUSE OF THE EVIL EMPIRE! BUT WHO ARE WE??????? WELL WE ARE THE BOSTON RED SOX, THATS WHO!!!!! AND TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT TO SHINE!
MANNY- WALKED BY SKANKEE STADIUM MANY A TIME AS A KID AT 13 STARTING BACK IN 1985, WHEN HE MOVED TO WASHINGTON HEIGHTS IN MANHATTEN...... DREAMIN OF PLAYING BASEBALL IN THIS HOUSE! WELL HE DOES PLAY THERE.......BUT NEVER IN THE EVIL ONES TEARS STREAKS THEY CALL PINSTRIPES! ALWAYS........IN A BOSTON RED SOX JERSEY (AND SOME TRIBE GEAR AS WELL IN THE PAST).....WILL HE REPEAT HIS 2004 ALL-STAR APPEARANCE AND GARNER THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER AWARD IN THE FINAL SEASON OF THE HOUSE THAT ROIDS BUILT! NOTICE I DIDNT PUT A QUESTION MARK AT THE END OF THAT LAST SENTENCE......IT WASNT ACTUALLY A QUESTION.......JUST A SUGGESTION!
YOOOOOOUK- AFTER THE WEEK OF HIS SEASON THIS LAST WEEK BEFORE THE MID-SUMMER CLASSIC GETTING HIS FIRST EVER GRAND SLAM......AND AT FENWAY NO-LESS.......AND BEING SUCH A KEY PROPONENT IN THE FAMILY MACHINE THAT IS PROVING WE ARE THE BEST TEAM THIS LEAGUE HAS SEEN IN A LONG TIME! WE LOVE HIS INTENSITY.....HIS SWEATING LIKE HES IN A SAUNA....HIS PASSION FOR PERFECTION AT EVERYTHING HE DOES IN THE FAMILY! WE HE NOW CULMINATE HIS GREATNESS BY BEING THE KEY PROPONENT IN THE LAST GAME IN SKANKEES STADIUM.....THE HOUSE HE SESPISES, RESPECTS AND PLANS TO DESTROY TONIGHT! NO QUESTIONS HERE EITHER....AND AGAIN.....JUST A SUGGESTION!
DUSTY, PEDS, PEDEY, D.STROYA-AFTER GETTING THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD LAST SEASON DESERVEDLY SO IN EVERY WAY..........WHAT DOES LITTLE PEDS DO????? HE SHOWS THAT THERES NO ROOM FOR SOPHMORE SLUMPS IN THIS FAMILY.......GETTING SOME BETTER NUMBERS AT THE HALF-WAY AND CHANGE TIME OF THE SEASON THAN GREATS HE IDOLIZED AS A KID! GETTING MORE WOOD THAN WOODY IN SHERWOOD FORREST (I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE....JUST WINGIN IT HERE) AND HITTING THE BALL EVERYWHERE THE FIELD ALLOWS! SINGLES, DOUBLES, TRIPLES, HOMERS......YA.....KEEP THINKIN THIS IS ONLY HIS SECOND SEASON......AND I'LL KEEP THINKIN.....DAMN, SO HE ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO PEAKING YET! THIS KID IS THE MOST FOR REAL OF ANY NEWBIES WE HAVE ON OUR TEAM......THIS KID IS A VETRAN AT HEART, A SEASONED HITTER AT THE PLATE, AND A GOLDEN GLOVE AT SECOND BASE! COULD HE SHOW THE WORLD HE CAN DO IT IN EVERY ONE OF THE BIG GAMES WHEN OTHERS DONT AND GET THAT MVP TROPHY NUMBAH TWO (ROOK. OF THE YEAR IS MOST VALUABLE PLAYER AWARD FOR ROOKIES I ALWAYS SAID) ON HIS TROPHY SHELF! YEP.....THASS RIGHT.....NO QUESTION HERE EITHAH........BUT NOTICE THE SUGGESTION!
DREW-MR. JUNE BY A WIDE MARGIN TO ANYONE ELSE ANYWHERE ON THIS GREEN EARTH IN MY EYES! WHEN BIG INJURIES OCCUR, AS THEY SOMETIMES DO IN THIS SPORT, THE REAL PLAYERS COME OUT TO PLAY WHERE THE GAP IS! DREW CAME TO THE NUMBAH 3 SPOT IN THE ROTATION, WHILE PAPI HEALS UP......AND WHAT DOES HE DO? HE HAS SOME FUN! 13 HOMERUNS TOPS MANNY AND LOWELL TOGETHAH, WHO WERENT SHY EITHER WITH THE OUTTA-HERES GETTING 5 AND 6 RESPECTIVELY IN MY BIRTHDAY MONTH! THE GUY WHO REMINDED THE REST OF THE LEAGUE......"WHOA, WHOA, A PLAYER NEEDS SOME REST TO HEAL.....WE STILL HAVE CLUTCH BEETCHES!" WILL HE SHOW THE REST OF THE LEAGUE HIS MESSAGE AGAIN TONIGHT........THAT HE WASNT DONE JUST TAKIN OVAH JUNE.....HE WANTS JULY TOO, AND COME OFF THE BENCH TO BE THE 24TH MVP OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE TIPPING THE SCALES FROM THE 23-23 TIE THAT WE NOW HAVE WITH THE NATIONAL LEAGUE! YES, RUN-ON SENTENCE LIKE A MO FO.....BUT STILL NO QUESTION.....ONLY SUGGESTION!
LOOK EVERYONE.....I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON AND.....OKAY YOU GET THE POINT........THE BASIC THING I'M TRYING TO SAY TO YOU......HERE COMES A LONG ONE.......THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON IN THIS HOUSE WE HAVE SO DESPISED ALL THESE YEARS FROM THOSE LIL NEIGHBORS TO OUR SOUTH AND WEST AND WELL.....NORTH........THERE ARENT GONNA BE ANY MORE ALL-STAR GAES HERE "EVER" AGAIN! THIS IS IT! ONE NIGHT! ONE GAME! AND WE HAVE SEVEN OF OUR BEST PLAYERS IN THIS GAME! WHY ARE THEY GREAT? BECAUSE THEY ARE BOSTON RED SOX PLAYERS! AND DO YOU THINK THEY ARENT GOING TO MAKE A STATEMENT TONIGHT? THIS IS NATIONALLY TELEVISED, THIS IS "INTERNATIONALLY" TELEVISED! THIS IS A MONUMENTAL GAME! AS THEY SCREAM THAT THEYVE WON 26 TITLES........WE SAY.....NOT TONIGHT YOU DONT! A WIN FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WOULD BE GREAT FOR SKANKEES STADIUM......BUT THE GREAT PART OF IT IS THAT IT TAKES THE RED SOX TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN! MVP OF THIS GAME....THIS MONUMENTAL GAME........WILL WEAR A BOSTON RED SOX UNIFORM ......THERES NO DOUBT IN MY MIND! IS THERE A DOUBT IN YOURS! NOTICE.....AGAIN NO QUESTION MARK......IT WASNT A QUESTION FRIEND..........IT WAS MERELY A SUGGESTION!
-IRISH WHITEY~RSM~™
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