FIRST ONE TO ELEVEN TAKES THE PRIZE!
September 24, 2008
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YA'S.......BUT I'M PAHTYIN IT UP RIGHT NOW! SEALED THE DEAL TONIGHT IN A GREAT GAME (THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ON AGAIN BEHIND ME ON THE TV......NESN'S TAKE 2) THAT I ENJOYED VERY MUCH WITH SOME GOOD FRIENDS IN CITY'S GAME CHAT!
A QUICK BREAKDOWN.........WAKEY HAD A GOOD NIGHT, FACING OFF WITH THE BEST PITCHER IN THE A.L. ACCORDING TO ESPN (FAHK THEM, LESTER AND ACE-K ARE MY FAVES)......PITCHING 6 SOLID INNINGS WITH 6 K'S 6 HITS 4 ER'S AND 1 BB.....THE KNUCKLE WAS ON TONIGHT....GIVING HIM HIS 10TH WIN OF THE SEASON!
WELL......PAPI GOT THINGS STARTED IN THE 4TH WITH A NICE DOUBLE TO CENTER THAT WENT OFF THE WALL BY THE 420 MAHK! AND IN GREAT CLEAN-UP FASHION, YOOOOOOUK CAME UP AND SENT ONE SCREAMIN TO THE MONSTAH SEATS DOIN HIS JOB AND "CLEANIN" THE BASES WITH HIS CLEATS AS HE ROUNDED EM ALL TO GIVE US A 2-ZIP EDGE! WITH THIS GAME LOOKIN LIKE A PITCHING DUEL FROM JUMP, I FIGGERED THE TWO RUNS WOULD BE ENUFF! WELL, THEN THE FIFTH INNING CAME AND BANG SLAM BOOM AND WE'RE DOWN BY 2 (NOT GONNA GIVE THE TRIBE PROPS BY SAYIN HOW IT HAPPENED, FAHK EM)........I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT HAPPENIN AS I SAID "BRB" IN CITY'S CHAT TO TAKE A COUPLE PHONE CALLS, AND THATS WHEN THAT HAPPENED! I WAS TOLD NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE.......AND I DIDNT!
ON TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FIFTH (I HATE IT WHEN THE FIFTH IS ALMOST EMPTY......OH WAIT, WRONG TOPIC), WHICH COINCIDENTALLY IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEHIND ME RIGHT NOW ON TAKE 2............OKAY, I JUST WATCHED IT.....AGAIN.......HAHAHA.....ANYWAYS, COCO GOT THINGS STARTED WITH A BASEHIT.......THEN TACO BELLSBURY COMES UP AND KEEPS HIS HIT STREAK GOIN (14 GAMES AFTER THIS SENTENCE IS DONE) BY GETTIN A NICE DOUBLE.......THEN UP TO THE PLATE STEPS THIS YEARS MVP (MORNEAU CAN EAT A BAG OF SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH HICKS) DUSTIN "DUSTY,PEDS,D-PEDS,LIL DUST" PEDROIA.....TAKES TWO BALLS, THEN SMACKS THE BALL OFF THE COVIDIEN SIGN ON THE MONSTAH AND GETS HIS 53RD DOUBLE OF THE SEASON, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY GETS HIS 81ST AND 82ND RBI'S TYIN UP THE GAME AND MAKIN UP FOR MY 4-RUN PHONE CALL (SORRY BOUT THAT BY THE WAY) AT THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE.....ERRRRRR.....INNING BY THE INDIANS!
BUT WAIT......THATS NOT ALLLLLLLLLLLL.....STILL IN THE FIFTH (SO WE DRANK THE BOTTOM SLOW)...THEN AFTER THIS AND THAT HAPPENS, THERES TWO OUTS AND TWO ON FOR JASON "JAYBAY,MANNYWHO" BAY WHO STEPS IN AND GETS HIMSELF A BASEHIT AND DRIVES IN THE GO-AHEAD RUN! WOOP-WOOP AND ALL THAT FUN STUFFS! HAPPY TIMES ARE HERE AGAIN......WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BING-BANG-BOOM.........WE HEAD ON TO THE 7TH WHERE IT GOT A LITTLE SCAREY.....BASES LOADED WITH TWO OUTS FOR THE REDSKINS.....OOPS WRONG SPORT.......INDIANS....OKI COMES IN AND GETS THE LAST OUT.......WHEWWWWWWWWWWW!
ON TO THE EIGHTH (IS THAT REALLY HOW YA SPELLIT?).......ANOTHER SCAREY MOMENT AS THE BASES FILL UP WITH ONE-TWO-THREE LITTLE INDIANS WITH TWO OUTS..........AND YESSIRRIE, THE MUSIC STARTS COMIN FROM THE SPEAKAHS....."I'M SHIPPIN UP TA BOSTON OH YEA OH OH ....." PAPELBOT COMES IN TO DO THE 4 OUT SHUFFLE AND DOESNT LIKE US ALL SITTIN IN AGONY WAITIN TA SEE WHAT HAPPENS......SO TO PUT US AT EASE...........HE JUST THROWS ONE PITCH TO GET THE GROUNDOUT, AND END OF THE TRIBES AT BAT! WHEWWWWWWWWWW AGAIN DAMMIT! HMMMMMMM, STARTIN TO REMIND ME OF LAST YEAR ALL OVER AGAIN.....HIDEKI GETS THE FINAL OUT IN THE 7TH (SHUT'EM DOWWWWWWN) AND PAPS DOES THE SAME IN THE 8TH (SHUT'EM DOWWWWWWN)! FUN TIMES........AND I BELIEVE THINGZ TURNED OUT JUST PEACHY LAST YEAR AS WELL WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE!
ON TO THE 9TH.........AND BASICALLY.....PAPS DID HIS THING! 3 OUTS! NO "OH MY GOD"....NO "DAMMIT I CANT WATCH"......JUST A PLAIN SIMPLE......."BEAT IT YA FRICKIN INJUNS" (NO OFFENSE MEANT TOWARDS ANY NATIVE AMERICANS, LOVE YOU GUYS.......THANKS FOR THE CASINOS AND CHEAP SMOKES).........AND THEN ITS PAHTY-TIME.....BOSTON STYLE! BUST OUT THE GOGGLES, CHAMPAGNE AND BUD LIGHTS (WHY THEY ALWAYS DRINK BUD LIGHT I WONDER?)! SO WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY HEAD INTO THE CLUBHOUSE AND WET UP THE PLASTIC, AND EVERYTHING IN SIGHT......AND THEN BACK ONTO THE FIELD TO CELEBRATE WITH THE REST OF THE FAMILY........THE FANS! MAN, I WISH I WAS THERE! EVERYONE GOIN BACK QUITE A FEW ROWS GOT SOAKED WITH CHAMPAGNE AND BEER AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY HAD! AND PAPS EVEN GAVE THE FRIGGIN BASES AWAY STARTING WITH THIRD BASE (I THINK THAT WAS A GESTURE AIMED AT THE SKANKS SINCE ITS THEM WE JUST BOUNCED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS WITH THIS WIN......SHORT STORY:A FAN IN NEW YORK GOT CAUGHT TRYIN TO STEAL THIRD BASE AND WAS ARRESTED AFTER THEIR FINAL GAME IN THE DUMP THAT ROIDS BUILT)......WHAT A NIGHT THIS WAS! MONUMENTAL TO GUARRANTEE THAT WE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE 5TH TIME IN THE PAST 6 YEARS! FRICKIN AWESOME! WICKED PISSAH! HALLEMUTHAHEFFINLLUYA! AND THE FAITHFUL WE ARE GET BLESSED AGAIN! WE STUCK BY THEM THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE REMARKABLE SEASON! THROUGH INJURIES TO KEY PLAYERS, TRADES OF FUTURE HALL OF FAMERS, AND SECOND PLACE TO A TEAM THAT DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A POST-SEASON IS FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS OR SO! AND ITS ALL PAID OFF! WE ARE GONNA DEFENS OUR TITLE! THE RED FLAG IN CENTER JUST BENEATH THE AMERICAN FLAG THAT SAYS "2007 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS" WILL NOT BE LOWERED JUST YET!
WE STILL HAVE A BATTLE GOING TO TAKE OUR DIVISION BACK FROM THE DEVILLESS RAYS.....AND I'M STILL BELIEVING WE WILL TAKE IT BACK! WE HAVE 5 GAMES LEFT AND ARE 3 GAMES BACK! IF THOSE NUMBERS SOUND IMPOSSIBLE TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE......PLEASE GOOGLE "2004 ALCS GAMES 4-5-6-7"! NUF CED ON THAT! PLENTY OF TIME AND GAMES TO BLOG.......SORRY THIS ONES A BOOK......BUT HEY, C'MON.....WE JUST DID SOME AMAZIN STUFFS! HOW COULD I CONDENSE IT?!
SO NOW......I TIP MY AUTOGRAPHED 7-TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPS BALLCAP TO ALL OF US FANS AND ROOTAHS WHO HAVE STUCK BY OUR TEAM/FAMILY THROUGH ALL OF THIS SEASONS UPS AND DOWNS.......AND I RAISE IT TO THE BEST TEAM IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS IN MY EYES! THE CURRENT DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX! I WILL VENTURE TO THE FENS FOR "EVERY" HOME GAME, LIKE THE TRUE ROOTAH I AM, IN THIS POST SEASON RUN! WELCOMING THE PLAYERS IN BY GATE "D" WITH THE CHANT THAT SHOULD GO EVERYWHERE......"LET'S GO RED SOX!"(CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)....AND REMIND THEM ALL......"FIRST ONE TO ELEVEN WINS IT ALL!!!!!"
I CANT WAIT TO RAISE THIS BAD BOY WHEN WE LOWER THE OTHER ONE!
-IRISH WHITEY~RSM~™
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