Don't you folks just love ManRam??

Not that we haven't got enough already, mind you, but this gem was buried in today's Globe's Red Sox Notebook:

Manny Ramírez, meanwhile, spent a couple of minutes in the clubhouse trying to convince reporters the Sox should trade Tavarez for one of Milwaukee's sausages, the stars of the race that occurs prior to every seventh inning in Miller Park. That was after he announced that Tavarez should be traded to Tampa Bay.