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Breaking News! Varitek!
November 28, 2008

MY 'sources' tell me that Jason Varitek will be signing a contract very similar to Tim Wakefield's: $4m/yr w/ the annual option. He will be trading in his catcher's mitt for a butterfly net in order to become Wake's personal knuckleball catcher for the next 10 years.

In other news, a bridge in NY has become available for sale.

-Red Sox Sonoma

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	I hope to god youre not pulling my leg! This would be the BEST CASE SCENARIO! Tek in the dugout calling pitches! 11/28/2008 2:24 PM
CaliGrow..

	Sounds like aweomse news! 11/28/2008 2:27 PM
Katie MB..

	Cali the RED SOX expert maybe you should try reading the -blog 11/28/2008 2:32 PM
PEACE 14..

	This is actually what I was hoping would happen. Youre a dick Dave! LoL. And listen you old hag, stop talking (cookin). This is completely feasible and both sides would benefit. Imaging retaining Tek, acquiring Teix and still getting Martinez to handle the day to day C duties. 11/28/2008 2:38 PM
CaliGrow..

	sorry Russell Martin, not Martinez 11/28/2008 2:39 PM
CaliGrow..

	hypocrisy, defined as the refusal to "...apply to ourselves the same standards we apply to others" 11/28/2008 2:42 PM
PEACE 14..

	I hope this is true!!!! 11/28/2008 2:46 PM
irishsw..

	Go read some of my blogs, then come here and tell me that they are not Red Sox related, you're a joke. 11/28/2008 2:49 PM
CaliGrow..

	Some of us with grey matter working properly caught your joke the first time. 11/28/2008 2:49 PM
∞14/09..

	lets hope v-tek dose stay 11/28/2008 2:53 PM
THE GM

	I just checked Boston.com and there is nothing about Tek 11/28/2008 3:00 PM
Play Ball

	WHAT IS YOUR SOURCE ??????? 11/28/2008 3:01 PM
Play Ball

	PB? You believed it? Even after my own comments? Did everybody eat too much turkey yesterday? 11/28/2008 3:06 PM
Red Sox ..

	I thought it was a pretty good joke!! 11/28/2008 3:10 PM
Bosoxbar..

	Good blog, you fooled almost everyone!! 11/28/2008 3:10 PM
Bosoxbar..

	Is there really a source that said Tek will re-sign and use a butterfly net? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!! WHAT ARE YOUR SOURCES??? LMAO 11/28/2008 3:15 PM
K Dub-Ba..

	Big talk, calling someone an "old hag." Classy. 11/28/2008 3:16 PM
Maryland..

	Hey come on this is serious business for serious Red Sox discussion. No room for music or jokes!! Report..report.. Ok, that is it for my sarcasm. 11/28/2008 3:25 PM
33TEK.....

	I think it's BS and not very funny 11/28/2008 3:31 PM
Play Ball

	good night 11/28/2008 3:31 PM
Play Ball

	Ok I'm not sure if this blog should be reported to the administration or not...It's baseball related AND Red Sox related BUT its fake news...this is confusing...I had best wait for the blog police. 11/28/2008 4:21 PM
PEACE 14..

	The reason PB is voting this down is beacause of the down vote TCH got for posting something along the same lines. 11/28/2008 4:40 PM
Southsta..

	BUt the difference is, this is strictly a post on this site. It was a joke, and blatently so. TCH's posts are linked to his site that is linked to porn sites and other innapropriate content for Sawxheads. TCH, as I said, is like The Onion, but more annoying and MUCH, MUCH less funny! 11/28/2008 4:51 PM
K Dub-Ba..

	K Dub calls a spade a spade! 11/28/2008 5:14 PM
Knarfy

	if you read the entire blog then you would've known its a JOKE... "In other news, a bridge in NY has become available for sale." Can it be any clearer than that?! GEESH! 11/28/2008 5:51 PM
PEACE 14..

	Cookin, cali is just a hot headed, punk who thinks he knows it all! Way to dumb to figure out this was a joke! GO RED SOX 11/28/2008 6:21 PM
Knarfy

	FYI - my comment was tongue in cheek. Guess my humor was too subtle for the blog's author to discern. (That's another joke, btw) 11/28/2008 6:58 PM
Katie MB..

	If it was 'real news', I would've posted it on the Latest News board. I can't believe anybody actually believed it! A butterfly net? A bridge for sale?! This is a blog and not the news board. It was supposed to be humorous, but apparently some don't understand humour. Red Sox related humour I would think be appropriate on the blogs board. 11/28/2008 8:10 PM
Red Sox ..

	You are silly. There are no butterfly nets in baseball. (maybe in the dugout... Tek doesn't catch knuckleballs!!! 11/29/2008 4:28 PM
fruitgirl

	You are lucky I am listening to the Ramones this morning!! Yes, I realize you are joking, so was I with the Down Arrow. Now be a good boy!! Tek does not use a net! 11/30/2008 11:42 AM
fruitgirl

	Funny!! (Is that better?) 11/30/2008 11:43 AM
fruitgirl

	My 'source' was my imagination. 12/24/2008 3:00 PM
Red Sox ..

	I thought it was funny. 12/25/2008 1:54 AM
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