Let's go...Red Sox!!! We're looking good as a team, and everyone is picking up the slack for Big Papi's absence...J.D. Drew, Crisp, Colon, Masterson are some great notes of this early season.  I am sincerely looking forward to the rest of the season.  Kevin F*&king Youkilis is the AL MVP.  I think the 2008 squad has more heart than Boston has beans.

Have you ever heard of sawxheads.com? I used to think it was a cool site, but as the title of this blog less than vaguely states......

THE IDIOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED...THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED....

THE F*&KING REVOLUTION WILL BE LIVE!!!

Being a Red Sox fan still means something to me.  And it means something to lots of us. I know there are many among us who agree with me.

Most of you "new school" IDIOTS, to be quite honest, have really begun to embarrass me.  There is nothing "cute" about being a SOX fan.  It sure the f*&k isn't "cute" to love the Red Sox. And it never will be.  Much to the detriment of the aforementioned sissy ass "new school" of Red Sox wanna-be fans. It makes me angry beyond words just how much this fanbase & this team (although I love both dearly) have been recklessly and thoughtlessly whored out to the vicious voraciousness of consumerism.  F*&K JAPAN!!!  IF HIROSHIMA WAS WRONG THEN WHAT THE F*&K WAS NAGASAKI???

It starts getting pretty cold in New England usually around October thus Yours truly was conceived during the 1967 World Series.  I literally grew up thinking Bob Gibson was a terrible monster under the proverbial bed of my youth.  His iconoclastic pitching effort in the 1967 Series would be the stuff of lore for years to come. I swear at Camp Fatima they told us about Four-Fingered Willie & Bob Mutherf*&king Gibson.  I have been coached, taught, instructed, lectured and yelled at about the Boston Red Sox since I was in-utero.

My uncles to this day joke about the fact that they had me "brainwashed" since birth. (if not earlier!) HAHAHAHA!!! I can almost hear them assholes laughing at me right now. I would be willing to wager $100 right now that if I called either one of these guys right now they would issue a hearty guffaw at me if for nothing else, principle alone...My uncle Kenny used to make me "disappear".  It used to mess with my head and to this day I still fell ANXIETY STRICKEN just telling you about it. HAHAHAH...Now, I understand he didn't really make me vanish into thin air and that he was just ignoring me and everyone else played along with him...hahahaaaa..Good one, Uncle Kenny!!! Decades later he would apologize to me.  Sometimes in my adult life I have learned a little. Sometimes instead of punching people in their eyes, I just smile. I smile very big. You never get arrested for smiling at someone, and you never break your hand.

I was just a young boy when my Pops and Uncle Richard sat in centerfield bleachers for game 6 of the 1975 World Series.  The night PUDGE FISK endeared himself to multiple generations of Red Sox fans for eternity.  My father always has told me that Bernie Carbo was the real hero of that game.  I have heard about it soooo many times over the past 33 years that I almost feel like I was actually in attendance.   I have played it over so many times in my minds eye and watched the film over & over...Its strange how time and age blur the memory of youth distorting it as such to allow us peace of mind.  I wasnt at that game, but I FEEL like I was...I dont remember seeing Tony C get hit in the eye, but I DO remember his comeback! Man, was he ever a favorite of the Fenway Faithful.  I never to this day have heard applause like I did for the day I saw Conigliaro return to Fenway.  I had no idea at the time, but there have been very few since to have been loved as much as Mr. Conigliaro by the city of Boston.  It's almost as if I dont blame the City for the apparent harshness and demanding tone, because historically tragedy has followed the Commonwealth's love..Ruth won the hearts of the Rootahs then we sold him...Williams was the best hitter ever and had the world not known WAR...history would be different...Tony C was a celebrity in Boston and Fate led him down a very different path..I cant blame Boston for being bitter...This was indeed a great loss to baseball and beyond.

I remember praying to GOD to include Mom, Dad, Grandpas and Grandmas, brothers sisters the family, YASTRZEMSKI, LYNN, FISK, BURLESON & RICE in His blessings.  I didnt think twice to include them in my prayers. I even think I may have even been told a few times that GOD loves the Boston Red Sox. I know some of you think its weird but thats how deep the Red Sox Blue & Red runs through my veins! BLUE & RED UNTIL WE'RE DEAD!!  I know how cliche "I was born into it!" is & thats its been a little played out the last few years, BUT BY DEFINITION LIKE A MOTHERF*&KER I WAS BORN INTO THIS F*&KING SH*&T!! GO RED SOX!!!

I get very boisterous and animated when it comes to my RED SOX to the point of an almost unhealthy relationship..like Jimmy Fallon but I aint a faggot!!! HAHAHAHAHA...I will be the first to tell ya sometimes I take it seriously...sometimes to a disturbance in my "real life." Just ask my wife..hopefully not my future ex-wife..ahhahahaa..She tells me all the time if I only I loved her as much as I loved the Sox....But in a strange sense the RED SOX have been my life as far back as I can remember..Now of course my children take precedent over everything else..thats not what I am saying here. I love my children and family comes first, but as was with me when I was growing up RED SOX & BASEBALL have been interwoven with the other life lessons we all learn. Some of us easier than others.

I am 100% DIEHARD RED SOX FAN....Every chance I get I am looking at stats for past & present players..checking the scores..looking at pictures...I cant stop..I have tried, but the one year I was in Europe for the World Series & I missed Joe Carter's legendary homerun I promised myself I wouldnt ever miss another World Series. And I have kept that promise. This sh*&t owns me, my heart, my soul, my very essence and being bleed RED SOX BLUE & RED...It's intricately entwined with who I am. I have "Red Sox" branded on my heart.

I have been doing this a long f*&king time. Checking the boxscores first thing in the morning when I get up & last thing in the night before I go to bed.  Like clockwork...for decades.  And the undeniable most honest part of RED SOX fandom existed long long before sawxheads.com.  It existed before television.  I will not accept this bandwagon website as a measure of fandom.  I have recently asked them, and my father, my uncles, some of the best most knowlegeable, most loyal Red Sox fans evah, have never even visited this site.  In fact, sorry, sawxheads.com, but my Pops thinks your site is for pussies. He said to me "Real Sox fans dont join social networking sites!"...He said "Oh so its myspace for children of Red Sox fans?"....I said "ummm, yeah."...I thought about it...My grandfather was best Red Sox fan I ever met...He never once visited your website.  Where was sawxheads.com BEFORE the curse reversal of the 2004 Championship? Yea, I know.  I ask all of you to remember if not then please at least to recognize that being a "RED SOX FAN" wasnt always G-rated...Sometimes that sh*&t got a little rowdy and raucous and rude and offensive.  The truth will set you free. 

Sometimes I get so mad at the bandwagoneers that I could literally strangle their proverbial necks and hypothetically help toss them off the Prudential Building,,but violence begats more violence...But I am officially resigning my post as resident asshole on sawxheads.com..."F*&k you..f*&k you...You're cool..I'm out." ("quoting my source" from the movie HALFBAKED).

You idiots have in fact infiltrated beyond the point of no return. I am joining brother Seamus on hiatus from this idiocy. Those of you who are my family, I will be back. I am sure I will miss y'all and will be back sooner than later, but dont leave a light on.  MUCH RESPECT/Loyalty/Family and RSM LOVE to my people....to the idiots: you should listen more than you speak. sometimes you dont know who you might be pissing off.  F*&K THE REST...JESTER IS THE BEST!!!LETS GO RED SOX!! RSM LIVES ON FOREVER WITH OR WITHOUT THIS WEBSITE..WITH OR WITHOUT THE COMPUTER. THE TRUEST OF TRUE DONT NEED A WEBSITE TO VALIDATE THE LOVE OF THE BEST TEAM EVAH!!!~~