Yeah, I know you get it: Craig's List isn't just a fairy tale (horror?) world where people meet. It's a wonderland of ridiculousness in which we all can find a good laugh pretty much any time we want.

Today's candidates/poor slobs? Two Sox fans in desperate need of companionship.

2 great fun guys looking for 2 fun people to go to Red Sox game. Celebrating a birthday but it's an afternoon game so hard to find people. I am 26 and he will be turning the big 23 that day. Wish I had pictures but dropped camera in toilet at Red Sox/Yanks game. Must be 21. Please no strippers/escorts/and anybody that thinks this posting is a scam. Pictures available upon request but you would have to provide pics also.

Oh yeah, they are free. So college kids please apply!

Disclaimer: We are just fun people that moved to Boston and dont know too many people. One of us is from Vermont and the other is from Michigan. If you make it past the first game there will be many to come. Also anybody that thinks this is a crazy posting or just wrong please forward your comments to [email protected]. Please forward resumes or just a sign of interest is good also to, [email protected]. Thank you, Timothy and Brent

You know, if there's one thing that makes me want to hang out with perfect strangers, it's one of them admitting up front that there are toilet issues.

Good luck, intrepid brothers. Good luck.

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