THE BALLAD OF BARTOLO COLON !
May 22, 2008
 (Sung to the tune of Rocky Racoon)
Bartolo Colon he picked up the phone , the gentlman said Boston calling !
He said he could pitch, it beats digging a ditch , so then Bart took off for the weight room.
He had to loose weight , on this rested his fate , Bartolo could not see his toe nails .
He began working out but his goal was in doubt , when he found he could not stop eating.
Bartolo Colon went back to the phone and this time he dialed up a trainer.
He worked really hard and lost pounds of that lard, he noticed his fastball was moving.
And then he would shout, of this I ‘ve no doubt, this year in Boston I’m pitching
He pitched himself back, and got him on track , to pitch in a game he was itching!
He pitched under the light, and and threw all of his might , he did really well so they tell me .
He’s back now you see , he threw 93, and all of his pitches passed muster
Yes Bartolo colon he found a new home , and now hes residing in Boston ..
The fenway crowd roared, as Bart earned his board , and everyone said Bart your awesome
He pitched well you see, and now all will agree, that’s the story of poor Barts revival
Do do do do do do do ! Do do do do do do do !
Darkhalf~RSM
Minister of Red Sox faith
-Darkhalf ~RSM ~™
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