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MATHEMATICS OF BASEBALL
October 7, 2008

     Okay folks the seating capacity of Tropicana Field is 43,772 people.  I figure for this series 30,000 of them will be Rays fans.  (Just a rough estimate)

     Of those 30,000, 28,000 will probably have cowbells.

     Now here is my Mathematical question.  How much Vaseline does Red Sox Nation have to provide in order to keep 28,000 Rays fans from clanking as they walk before they can get themselves to their nearest hospital?


-∞MICHAEL∞
 

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Be careful in the way you refer to those Floridians as "fans." There's a great big bandwagon of sunshine state zombies forming right before our eyes.
10/07/2008 8:30 AM
John Gil..
They can ring till the dam cows come home not gonna help. This is ours!!!!!GO SOX!!!!!!2008
10/07/2008 9:19 AM
ILIVE4THIS
The trucks of KY are on their way....
10/07/2008 9:24 AM
~Joe Sox..
screw the cow bells and screw the RAYS .... We Got This !!!!!
10/07/2008 9:49 AM
Dan-in-P..
hmmmm...lets see....28,000 X 1 tube @ 5.0 oz per tube...WOW!!! You do the math... I'm calling my investment broker now!!!! BUY K-Y!!!!
10/07/2008 9:55 AM
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