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CANT FIGHT AGAINST THE YOUTH!!
September 1, 2008
THIS YEAR HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE YET IN MY 3 PLUS DECADES OF EATING DRINKING BREATHING SLEEPING RED SOX I CANT HONESTLY REMEMBER A TIME OUR TEAM HAD SO MANY POSITIVES RESULTING FROM WHAT AT FIRST MIGHT SEEM NEGATIVE....
I CANT REMEMBER A TEAM EVER BEFORE IN MODERN BASEBALL HISTORY THAT WAS A RETURNING WORLD CHAMPION FROM PREVIOUS SEASON IN A STATE OF REBUILDING....NOW WAIT...BEFORE YA GET PISSED...LOOK AT THE TEAM WE FIELDED THE LAST TWO NIGHTS....JUST FOR EXAMPLE...POR EJEMPLO.....
THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF YOUNGSTERS OUT THERE...LOOK AT OUR VETERANS...OUR MILLIONAIRES....HURT ON DL....DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK SCHILLING ET AL KNEW HE WAS UNABLE TO PERFORM BUT GAVE HIM $8 MILLION ANYWAYS..LOVE YA CURT, BUT I HAD TO ASK...BUT LETS NOT SWAY FROM TOPIC OF THIS CONVERSATION....OUR YOUNGSTERS
PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE NATION HAVE EXPRESSED CONCERN EARLIER THIS SEASON ABOUT OUR FUTURE.....SAYING THINGS LIKE "MANNY AND PAPI AINT GONNA BE THERE FOREVAH".....AND "TEK GETTING OLD"....AND BLAHBLAH BLAH..AND I BLAH BLAH BLAH TOO AND THATS THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL...WE STILL ARE IN CONTENTION FOR THE POST SEASON AND IN MY EYES HAVE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD SHOT AT MAKING IT.....BUT IF YA LOOKED AT THIS YEARS INJURIES ON PAPER THIS WOULD TELL YA JUST HOW AMAAAZING THIS TEAM IS....THE 2008 RED SOX ARE AMONG THE BEST I HAVE SEEN AND THEIR HEART IS REMINISCENT OF A TIME LONG SINCE PASSED...A TIME WHEN IT WAS A GAME...NOT A SCAM....OR A BUSINESS....GOOD RIDDANCE MANNY RAMIREZ, I AM GLAD WE HAVE EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS AND SAWED THE LEAD WEIGHT YOU WERE AROUND THE ANKLE OF THIS TEAM.....AND YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID BOSTON DOESNT DESERVE A PLAYER LIKE YOU HAVE BECOME....I THANK YOU ALWAYS 4 YEARS OF SERVICE IN BEANTOWNE AND WILL NEVAH FORGET WHAT YOU DID IN PAST..IF I PUSH DOWN A 70 YEAR OLD I LEAVE IN HANDCUFFS...DREADLOCKS OR NOT...YOU MADE US LOOK BAD AS 2007 WORLD CHAMPIONS ON A REPEAT 08 TOUR AND FOR THAT I CAN NOT FORGIVE YOU.....BUT BACK TO OUR "REBUILDING" SEASON THE YEAR AFTER WE WON THE WORLD SERIES...!@!!!!>>!!>! DO ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND THE FULL AND FAR REACHING IMPLICATIONS AND RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS???? BARRING ANY UNFORESEEN TRAIN DERAILMENTS OR AIRPLANE CRASHES THIS TEAM STANDS TO BE IN CONTENTION FOR THE NEXT 10-12 YEARS WITHOUT A FRIGGIN DOUBT!!!!
PEDROIA, ELLSBURY, YOUKILIS, PAPELBON, OKAJIMA, BAILEY, LOWRIE, LESTER, YES BUCHHOLZ TOO, BOWDEN, MASTERSON, ....NEED I CONTINUE........ARE YOU SERIOUS???????
HAHAAHHAHA...MASTERSON WAS BORN MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL!!!! I THINK I COULD STILL HIT HIM THOUGH~!!! HELL, Y'ALL REMEMBER SCOTT RADINSKY FROM WHITE SOX??? I WENT 2 FOR 3 AGAINST HIM...YEAH, IT WAS 1986 BUT I HAVENT SLOWED DOWN THAT MUCH.....
LAST NIGHT ON THE CHICAGO AFFIALIATE I WAS WATCHING GAME ON THEY SHOWED REMY LIGHTING UP A SMOKE..HAHAHAAA..THE CHITOWNE ANNOUNCERS LAUGHED THEIR ASSES OFF AND ONE OF EM SAID "JERRY HAS A PENCIL IN HIS MOUTH"...BUT I HAD IT ON DVR AND REWINDED LIKE 5 TIMES TO MAKE SURE...YUP, IT WAS A CIGARETTE...I THINK A NEWPORT..AHHAHAHAHAAA....NO JUDGEMENT HERE..HELL, YAZ AND HOBSON USED TO SMOKE IN DUGOUT,,....JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.....
OH YEAH , OZZIE GUILLEN...WHO DO YOU THINK YOU CALLING A "JOCKEY"?????/ MR. MVP PEDROIA WHO STARTED SERIES AGAINST YOU REACHING BASE 11 STRAIGHT TIMES!!!!!!!!! YOU WANNA USE SOME STEREOTYPES, SIR, WELL, PLEASE GET YOU CARS OFF MY LAWN WHEN U GET DONE MOWING IT!!! MY WIFE IS HALF-MEXICAN BEFORE SOME PUNKTART DELETES MY ACCOUNT....I AINT SLURRING ANYONE BUT WHY DOES MR. GUILLEN THINK ITS COOL TO BELITTLE THE BEST PLAYER IN BASEBALL AND THE FUTURE RED SOX CAPTAIN!!!!! OZZIE, THIS ISNT CHICAGO, PAL, AND WE ABOUT TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE....FAHHGET ABOUT OLD TIMES, MAN, YOU WERE NEVAH THAT GOOD.....U LOSING RESPECT FAST IN RED SOX NATION, SIR, AND I HUMBLY AND UNEQUIVOCABLY ASK YOU APOLOGIZE TO MY 2ND BASEMAN, FUTURE SHORTSTOP, HAHAHAHAAA,,,,,JUST KDDING...HE AINT NO JOCKEY.....IF YOU DONT WANNA BE BELITTLED AND BELIEVE ME I HAVE SOME GOOD ONES BUT I AM TRYING TO BE RESPECTFUL HERE...........THOSE COMMENTS WERE OUT OF LINE, GUILLEN....WASNT THOME ON THE MITCHELL LIST??? WHO CARES...I ALWAYS LOVE WATCHING KEN GRIFFEY JR PLAY TOO....JUST SEEING HIM IS BASEBALL HISTORY IN THE MAKING.....REMEMBER HIM......FIRST VOTE HALL OF FAMER....NO PERFORMANCE ENHANCERS...I WAS EXCITED EARLIER THIS YEAR WHEN THEO AND HE WERE TALKING BUT HE DOESNT FIT OUR YOUNGER MOTIF.
I LOVE THIS TEAM. THEO MUST HAVE A CRYSTAL BALL...LOWRIE HAS BEEN BRILLIANT...ELLLS FOR ROTY...PEDROIA FOR MVP...BARRING ANY UNFORESEEN METEOR STORMS FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ WILL WIN THE AL MVP MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN...I KNOW PEDS DESERVES IT.....PEDESTROYA!!!!!!! WILL DESTROY YA!!!!!~~~~ ARE YOU READY FOR THIE REST OF THE SEASON!!!????? ITS JUST GETTING GOOD!!!! STAY TUNED!!! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO RED SOX!!!!!
RICE TO COOPERSTOWN IN 2009!!!! EVERYONE SAY "HELLLS YEA"!!!!!!!

-JESTER~RSM
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