Will the Real Sox Army Please Stand Up !!
August 20, 2008
I have been observing this little War we have raging between Sox Army and Knarfi and thought I would just do some satire on it , this was not meant to offend anyone just to enyertain . it is really quite amusing
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Sox Army please stand up? I repeat, will the real Sox Army please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Knarfi said... nothing you idiots! Knarfi’s dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Rob you see {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Sox Army , I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Army (repeat 2X)
I'm Sox Army , yes I'm the real Army All you other Sox Armies are just imitating So won't the real Sox Army please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[Army] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so f*&k him and f*&k you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Army , what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Sh*&t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bi&*h, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave knarfi VD {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a f*&k like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
I'm Sox Army , yes I'm the real Army All you other Sox Armies are just imitating So won't the real Sox Army please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
(Army ) I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just sh*&t it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Sox Army lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a f*&k!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Army please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
I'm Sox Army , yes I'm the real Army All you other Sox Armies are just imitating So won't the real Sox Army please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[Army ] Ha ha Guess there's a Sox Army in all of us F*&k it, let's all stand up
LMAO good vidio and is better than reading all the words. But not an fan of rap or especiallt Eminem, I'm an old time rocker. Still this is GREAT video and thanks for telling me about it Capt. I love almost everything on YouTube and go there often to comment. never has posted one yet but someday
08/20/2008 12:31 PM
I leave you alone for 5 minutes and look what happens...BRILLIANT !!! Without a doubt,you have set the bar very,very,high-almost out of reach-for any one else with this gem...OUTSTANDING !!! You,once again,have made many,many peoples' day with this stellar effort...serious consideration should be given to producing a little YouTube entry with this tome.
08/20/2008 2:47 PM
Not really Knarf don't have much time to spare at all been kinda busy all day just threw it together in 10 minutes during lunch , have a good one buddy and keep the faith
08/20/2008 2:58 PM
I FAHKEN LOVE YOU BROTHAH! THIS HAS INSTANT CLASSIC WRITTEN ALL OVAH IT! I WONDER IF THE IMPOSTER-IDENTITY-THIEF READ THIS?THE 22 YEAR VETERAN WHO IS A 40 YR OLD GRAD STUDENT! HAHAHAHAHA......PRICELESS! I KNEW BARFY WOULD BE HERE TO CHIRP HIS DIARHEA OF THE KEYBOARD! HE SAYS NOTHING ON ALL OF THE POSITIVE BLOGS BUT ZOOMS RIGHT INTO ANY HE CAN SPEW HIS MORONIC NONSENSICAL CRAP ON! RON......U ARE A LYRICAL GENIUS MY BROTHAH! STANDING "O" AND ^5! RLF! ...View More...View Less
Right k dub, but irishwhiney is too dumb to notice that. He can't even figure out how to take the caps lock off. lol, can't spell worth a sh*&t either!
08/20/2008 4:29 PM
got to love those who are the spellig nazis on line....I wonder what they do for the texting on phones....text their friend how they didnt spell u right....its you
08/20/2008 8:21 PM
This .... has.....to BE.... the ... Funniest .... Blog, IF NOT THE Funniest I've read in a LONG time...ha ha ha ha ha. If only Mr. Narf would look inside and find his own Army ha ha ha ha
08/20/2008 11:01 PM
that was good , i can't freakin' stand M&M . but you my friend are a gifted writer .
OH , and Knarfy !! why would you question Darkhalf's intelegents , you don't even know the man . witch one of the super losers in that pic is you ? there doesn't seem to be alot of brain activity goin' on there buddy . and BTW , it's called spelling finetically . look that up in the dictionary . (if you owne one).
sorry to vent on this moron on your blog Dark , but , he is not on my page . ...View More...View Less
