RED SOX TEN COMMANDMENTS

1.……. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE SOX IN VAIN
YEA BROTHERS AND SISTERS YEE SHALL NOT HATE UPON ANY PRESENT OR FORMER SOX PLAYER, TO DO SO WILL BRING THE WRATH OF THE RSM UPON YOU …

2.……..THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NIEGHBORS TEAM
TO DO SO WILL SHOW YOU AS A BANDWAGON FAN OR PINK HAT
NOT WORTHY OF REDSOX FANDOM AND PUNISHABLE BY ETERNITY OF DAMNATION AND SCORN BY YOUR BRETHREN

3.…… THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NIEGHBORS PLAYERS,
ALL YEA WHO YERN FOR THE PLAYER A-ROD TO RESIDE IN OUR
BALLPARK AND PLAY AMONGST OUR HALLOWED PLAYERS SHALL BE SMITTEN FROM THE ROLES OF THE RIGHTIOUS.

4.……. KEEP THE SABBATH HOLY.. IF YOUR TEAM IS PLAYING MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO ATTEND THE GAME IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE TRY TO FOLLOW THE EXPLOITS OF OUR LADS THRU THE MIRACLE OF THE TUBE THE RADIO OR THE PRINT MEDIA…

5.…….THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP A FALSE IDOL..
IF YOU IN YOUR HEART ROUTE FOR ANOTHER TEAM YOU ARE GUILTY OF THE MORTAL SIN OF BANDWAGONING AND WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THEY WHO WOULD COVET,
THE RSM WILL RIEGN FIRE APON YOU ….

6 …THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST ANOTHER FAN… YEA BROTHERS AND SISTERS LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE NEVER QUESTION WHO IS BETTER > ROOSTER OR NOMAR EACH FAN HAS THE RIGHT TO WORSHIP THE SHORTSTOP OF HIS CHOICE..

7 ….THOU SHALL NOT STEAL
YES THOU SHALT NOT STEAL SIGNS ONLY THE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD ALONE OR IN CONJUNTION WITH THE COACHING STAFF MAY STEAL SIGNS ,, ANY OTHERS SHALL BRING THE WRATH OF SPYGATE DOWN UPON OUR SOX.

8...THOU SHALL NOT LIE
THOSE WHO LIE TO CONGRESS ABOUT THEIR STEROID OR HGH
USE RISK THE WRATH OF ROGERGATE AND CHARGES OF PERJURY,

9 ……THOU SHALL WEAR THE COLORS PROUDLY WHETHER IN FRONT OF THE TUBE AT FENWAY OR BEHIND ENEMY LINES IN OTHER BALLPARKS IF YOU ARE AFRAID TO WEAR YOUR COLORS YOU RISK THE WRATH OF EXCOMUNICATION FROM THE CHURCH

10 .....THIS ABOVE ALL TO THE RED SOX BE TRUE……..
KEEP IMAGES OF THE TEAM AND MEMORABILIA IN THE HOME AND ON YOUR PERSON ALL RED SOX FANS SHOULD OWN AT LEAST ONE IMAGE OF SAINT TEDDY BALLGAME AND SAINT YAZ. FAILURE TO DO SO SHALL BRING SCORN …..

THESE ARE THE LAWS OF OUR FAITH

AMEN

DarkHalf~RSM~

Minister of the Red Sox Faith