Oh well, Having been dispatched by the Devil-less Rays in a heroic series in the land of the elderly, and tourists , they will travel to that dreaded stadium, Where the forces of darkness and the evil empire make their home . This is where the dark side of the force is most powerful, this is where our intrepid sox will travel to start this Apocalyptic series .

Although our great captain is in a slump of monumental proportions and Manny is not at this time being Manny , and oh yeah big Papi is still out , We still have pride and The heart of a champion beating in our chests so tonight tune in as our own

Sir Lester defender of the Realm, will do battle against the dark knight of the evil Empire the Dark Prince -cess, and a wearer of the golden thong Andy Pettite, , direct descendent of Atilla the Hun and , Ghengis Khan, he is the most vile of the Skankee hoard. So please support our intrepid bunch in their quest for the grail as the pitched battle begins in earnest tonight at 7:05 p.m.

So get ready for a good one , Clear a spot on the sofa , have your beverage of choice at hand, and get ready for Skankee apocalypse part IlI. The Red Sox will prevail over the evil empire and the forces of darkness, as the hound of pestilence befalls the Skankee hoard , which is in its last gasp before being tossed into the pit of the damned and forgotten. HOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….........................