Hey dad look at the butterfly on the field , where son I don’t see it ? right there dad ! The son points to a spot on the field between the pitchers mound and home plate, that’s not a butterfly son that’s wakefields Knuckle ball !!
If you hear those words the sox will have victory in hand and Pettite on the ropes as once again dear readers our beloved sox will attempt to dispatch the evil horde and the forces of darkness from the land of the hopeless and damned , they will do battle in the shadow of the aftermath of their last apocalypse , and try to cut off the head of the Demon , (or is that Damon ) and make the American league east safe for families to attend games once again.
Into the fiery pit of Desolation we shall throw Gay Rod and the dreaded thong of many users , along with the diseases and stenches they emit!!! And remember it has been pre ordained the sox will prevail over the evil empire in the land of the wicked , So shall it be written so shall it be done !!
Hell hath no fury like the Red Sox in search of another title , whoa to them who get it the path of our beloved sox, cause we are a steam roller baby, and were steam rolling that stadium in the Bronx !!

Darkhalf ~RSM~
Minister of Red Sox faith