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Apocalypse V close to the Edge
August 26, 2008

 Having dispatched the Jay’s in the desolate land of hockey pucks and draft dodgers by taking two out of three in the series , our beloved sox will engage the evil empire in yet another apocalyptic battle against the evil hourde from the land of the pink hats and posuers in the house that roids built, the sox will do pitched battle against the forces of darkness once again . As they send Sir Wakefield 7-8, 3.67 defender of the realm recently returned from a stint on the disabled list , against the evil cross dresser Andy Pettite, 13-9, 4.17, lets hope Wakes knuckler floats and pettits panty hose ride up on him .

Hey dad look at the butterfly on the field , where son I don’t see it ? right there dad ! The son points to a spot on the field between the pitchers mound and home plate, that’s not a butterfly son that’s wakefields Knuckle ball !!

If you hear those words the sox will have victory in hand and Pettite on the ropes as once again dear readers our beloved sox will attempt to dispatch the evil horde and the forces of darkness from the land of the hopeless and damned , they will do battle in the shadow of the aftermath of their last apocalypse , and try to cut off the head of the Demon , (or is that Damon ) and make the American league east safe for families to attend games once again.

Into the fiery pit of Desolation we shall throw Gay Rod and the dreaded thong of many users , along with the diseases and stenches they emit!!! And remember it has been pre ordained the sox will prevail over the evil empire in the land of the wicked , So shall it be written so shall it be done !!

Hell hath no fury like the Red Sox in search of another title , whoa to them who get it the path of our beloved sox, cause we are a steam roller baby, and were steam rolling that stadium in the Bronx !!

 

Darkhalf ~RSM~

Minister of Red Sox faith


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Great blog! As the song goes, two out of three ain't bad, but a sweep will put an end to the Evil Empire for the year, and a great ending to the Stadium for the Sox.
08/26/2008 10:12 AM
ruff13
Thanks for a motivational piece going into,what could very well be,the final appearance of the Boston Red Sox at Yankee Stadium.Let's walk out a winner !!!
08/26/2008 10:14 AM
MIKEYMOM..
That should send the skankees right over the edge! GO RED SOX!
08/26/2008 10:14 AM
Knarfy
(online now)*
I am pulling for the sweep...lets have the rivalry's last memory at the Toilet in the Bronx, be that of Red Sox DOMINATION!
08/26/2008 10:28 AM
K Dub-Ta..
Great blog, sir. Well done. It has been written so it shall be done, SWEEEP!!! Put the Yanks right out of East and Wild Card. Baby Steinbreiner can go back to dreaming of next year!!!
08/26/2008 10:32 AM
The Poet..
YUCK THE FANKEES!!! Another gem Brother!
08/26/2008 10:55 AM
David
You don't disappoint, Bro. I vote we print this blog out, frame it, and send copies to Brian Cashman and Joe Girardi to hang in their offices.
08/26/2008 10:58 AM
∞SnapC..
That is, IF Cashman has an office after this season is over!
08/26/2008 11:11 AM
K Dub-Ta..
YOUR AWESOME REV!! Thank you..
08/26/2008 1:59 PM
1ST WAVE..
Over the edge and into the pit of desolation... well written, Sir!
08/26/2008 2:14 PM
Bosoxblo..
Nice stuff Rev! You know how I feel abot thos Spankees!
08/26/2008 2:17 PM
~Joe Sox..
lmao now downvoter is a skankee fan lol
08/26/2008 2:33 PM
Darkhalf..
DOWNVOTERS BE DAMNED!
08/26/2008 2:59 PM
K Dub-Ta..
Another great blog.. Kudos to you.
08/29/2008 11:20 AM
Bosoxbar..
AWESOME BLOG! JUST GETTIN CAUGHT UP ON ALL I MISSED BROTHAH IN THE LAST WEEK AS FAR AS BLOGS GO! BUT AS USUAL.....GREAT PIECE OF WRITING! RLF!
08/30/2008 8:37 PM
IRISH WH..

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