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a little late with the hotness - but...
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Moooooo wrote this 3 days ago on |
| So now that 2008 is all wrapped up, packaged in a bow and dipped in cheddar sauce we can throw the good and bad moments into the ole' time capsule and hope that after a few shots we can look forward to what is to come.. But..not without a little reflection on 2008's Worst People In the World (with apologies to Keith Olbermann)
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Gashouse Gang: Running Diary of Game 7
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Moooooo wrote this 2 months ago on |
| (As long as I have the connection/ option of editing, I plan on running this in real time...or as close to it as possible. I haven't been around for a while, but I really want to have some fun with game seven, and I think since I'm alone watching the Sox I should do it online and just type, type, type away. If you don't like it, I'm sorry. If you do, read along and leave your comments!)So. No one else thinks Gene Hackman, specifically in Enemy Of The State, looks anything like Joe...
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Enemy of the State
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Moooooo wrote this 2 months ago on |
We've all been here before, remember, folks? Those days of nail-biting, palm-sweating, nervous tics, they're back. To be honest. I don't mind. If there is one thing that has always been a constant within Red Sox lore is how they always make you work for it. Nothing comes easy, and nothing comes cheap. Being a Red Sox fan means you stick through until the bitter end, and sometimes, since we've been a bit lucky the past few years - we all need a collective knock in the dome....
Tags: Josh Beckett Gene Hackman Joe Maddon Johnny Gomes
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A follow-up from Wally: Thanks!!!
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Moooooo wrote this 2 months ago on |
Way to go Sox Nation! I'm damn near deaf in both of my oversized yet equally hidden green ears. My eye black was running last night, through tears of happiness and joy. You see, last night - something transformed the Friendly Confines. As opposed to the corporate hob-knobbery that took place the...
Tags: Wally Papi Dustin Pedroia Tampa Bay Rays
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A message from Wally to Corporate Big...
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Moooooo wrote this 2 months ago on |
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WAKE THE HELL UP!! YOU HEARD ME! you want this baseball tossed through your frontal lobe?! That's right, didn't think so. So - wake your lazy, pompous, non-caring asses up and CHEER for the Red Sox. Fenway Park is not your uncle Fester's funeral. You don't sit around on your hands watching quietly as the likes of...
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I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna...
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Moooooo wrote this 5 months ago on |
| Just perusing through Google.. == Did Donny Baseball and the greatest Kentucky Blue Grass Golfer get separated at birth? Enjoy your Friday, Sox Nation.. Resuming Radio Silence :)
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We're rabid, like a pack of wolves
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Moooooo wrote this 6 months ago on |
See what happens?! The Sox don't play and everyone gets crazy like in some B Zombie movie where the makeup is so-so, the special effects are matchbox cars getting melted by BIC lighters, and the production staff is in disarray because the actors are...wait for it...actually gnawing each others faces off. ..Welcome to off-days around the blogosphere. Specifically, Sawxheads. Instead of laughing or making jokes, or you asking that really cute...
Tags: Red Sox Nation Pay-per-view Sox Fans Wrestling Yankees
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Now I throw my hat into the fire..
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Moooooo wrote this 6 months ago on |
Alright! Enough is enough!! I know I've been quiet the past few weeks, just been busy in the real-world. That doesn't mean I haven't had the chance to keep up with the blogs that have been posted on here, and - a vast majority of them are churning out good, positive, thought-provoking discussion, some humor, and of course the incessant Red Sox banter. One thing I have noticed is there is a lot of..um..well..how can I put this lightly without sounding like a...
Tags: Bandwagon Red Sox RSN
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A quick Dinner Chat with Bartolo Colon
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Moooooo wrote this 6 months ago on |
Hola, Sox Nation. I know, I know, many of you have been wondering where the Moo has been as of late. I've heard some funny and quite interesting assumptions of Ye Favorite Olde Cow. Let me try and clear the air. He is not hiding in a rock, or a cave, or being ushered around the countryside in a...
Tags: Bartolo Colon
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"Sugar" Crisp and Johnny Gomes is...
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Moooooo wrote this 6 months ago on |
"They hit like girls.." - Coco CrispAlright!! I missed the friggin' game last night, but, I'M STILL DRUNK and I'm PISSED! What a friggin' game to miss! Coco goes friggin' Mike Tyson on James Shields (his dad was a boxer, they called him "Sugar'') Johnny Gomes comes in and decides to be a scumbag that he has been for the past four years, and all hell breaks loose! Me? I was out gettin' my sauce on..with some lovely...
Tags: Coco Crisp Johnny Gomes Manny Ramirez Kevin Youkilis Dionner Navarro
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A quick exchange with Red Sox family..
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
| So, I'm sitting at work..enjoying myself before the clock strikes seven and I can bolt to the nearest gin mill and fondle me some one-eyed hookers and chow down on a stew-laden platter, when my brother IM's me with this little gem:RedXx88: heyMiG DaDDY 85: yo what's up?RedXx88: crisp just got hitMiG DaDDY 85: really?!RedXx88: and on espn, they were sayin that crisp charged right away, shields missed his punch and crisp connectedRedXx88: lol
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The Red Sox Family Tree..
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
So, I was perusing the blogs this late evening, since I don't have to be to work tomorrow until 1 PM, and I saw that SoxFanNean posted a very, very thought provoking blog. Now, SFN, I was going to reply in your comments section, but it really brought some memories back for me..so I thought they deserved their own space. No disrespect, obviously.. I've been a Red Sox fan since birth. I'm in the Boston...
Tags: Red Sox memories Wade Boggs Jim Rice Mike Greenwell Fans
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The Wind Rises Electric...The...
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
"I'll never know what she was running from...I'll cash her check in the morning.." Good lord, what a weekend to be a Red Sox fan. And can I get an amen, along with that too? Yes, from the folks in the back...Manny belts his 500th, all smiles, in Fenway South, and the ladies loved it. Trust me, I know. Senor Colon got the call this afternoon and pitched a solid game, and now that the pressure is off Manny is finding...
Tags: Manny Red Sox Bartolo Colon
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Moo'ing in the Pasture..more of what...
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
So the boys in Red keep plugging along, yet keep coming up short. Wakey pitched a gem last night, but Erik (too cool for a C) Bedard absolutely shut them down. He pretty much looked like Kofax out there last night. I digress.. I've been hearing rumblings about the 'trade deadline' and things like that. Even the boys over at Surviving Grady 'pied-in-the-sky' about how cool it would be for a Christopher Trotman Nixon return. Yes, that would be pretty sweet - but..here...
Tags: Red Sox Craig Hansen Bartolo Colon Jon Lester Clay Buccholz
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Ted Kennedy has angels at his side....
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
So..I'm in (kind of) uncharted territory.. The Yankees, of New York, are in last place in the American League East Division. Seven and a half games back, as it were.. Mike Mussina couldn't get out of the first inning. With two outs. Derek Jeter looks like Edgar in Boston.In case you have been in Afghanistan, under a rock, or being secretly experimented on by the government, you know that Jon Lester pitched a no hitter for the Sox last...
Tags: Justin Masterson Red Sox Jon Lester Ted Kennedy New York Yankees
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Didn't you hear? The Rays beat the...
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
Oh yeah..and there was something else going on last night too.. In Boston. You know.. That kid. The one they wanted to send to Texas in that A-Rod deal...you remember, don't ya? The kid, with that thing. Pitched the clinching game of the World Series. Beat the hell out of cancer like your step dad slaps you around..pitched a no-no,...
Tags: Jon Lester No Hitter Farrah Johnson Boston Red Sox
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The Golden Sombrero!!
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
This is a golden thong..We red blooded American males, we like to see those on people like...well, her..Not assholes like this...
Tags: Giambi Thong
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Odd Jobs for Julian Tavarez to take...
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
Now that our man Joolz has been designated for assignment, us in RSN are out of luck..I mean, no more shoes with Papi's face on them, no more Manny rubbing Joolz' head, no more 'moonlighting' as a wannabe porn star...err...maybe scratch that last one. But, while I was at it, I figured I could shop around Joolz' services to the highest bidder. Sure, it may not be to a Major League franchise, but I mean, even Hot Dog vendors need security guards, so - here goes..*...
Tags: Julian Tavarez Mike Timlin Tim Wakefield Papi Manny
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Snitches and Scallywags - Some Minor...
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
Well, well, well..The Sox are um..not so hot. Well, they lost three at the Herbert Humphrey Metrodome, or, as I like to call it Purgatory. I think when baseball players go to die, they go to Minnesota, not like...physically, while they're still playing, but I imagine the Met bears a striking resemblance to the place where all Good Souls Go To Wait..*Julio "Dizzy" Lugo is really, really bad..I mean, really bad. Yes, the Hanley deal was a great deal for...
Tags: Julio Lugo Timlin Wakefield Carlos Zambrano Victor Zambrano
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Welcome to the ESPNZone!
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Moooooo wrote this 7 months ago on |
I don't know if anyone remembers this guy..I'm sure some of you have seen him on the television in recent months...
Anyone who has read my blogs/comments on this site knows that I have a severe hatred for Steve Phillips. For some reason that I cannot explain I have so much contempt for this guy....
Tags: ESPN Steve Phillips Red Sox Tigers Scott Kazmir
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Re-Aquanting with Craig Hansen:...
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
Heyyyoooo Red Sox fans!! It's me! Your boy! You know, that lights out reliever. With that wicked slider. The fastball that just bites. And the hair...oh..the hair that makes women melt - young...
Tags: Craig Hansen
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Kids, go to your room - Mom and Dad...
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
And so, today, May 5th - brings yet another scary calamity for myself. You see, I'm in a certain predicament, and it's a rather easy one to wiggle out of, but - a predicament none the less. Red Sox - Tigers. Now, don't get me wrong. I bleed Fenway Franks, $8.50 Miller Lights, Green Monster, Wally, and the Top Secret Epstein Bionic Weapons Program... ...but.. I'm also a Tigers fan. Have been for nearly a decade now. NOW, this was when...
Tags: Tigers Red Sox Zumaya Cabrera Sheffield
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You wanna Hype me Down?! You REALLY...
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
So, the Sox are heading down to the Trop, or as I like to call it "The Bio-Dome". Seriously, every time they show that stadium on NESN I'm expecting Pauly Shore to repel down the rafters smoking a joint and singing Helter Skelter. But - what I've decided to get on top of my soap box today was for Justin Masterson. Yep, didn't you all know? The Kid pitched up in the Fens yesterday, and he didn't do too shabby either!
Tags: Josh Beckett Justin Masterson Javy Lopez Manny Ramirez Tim Wakefield
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I'm The Flu - Boo hoo hoo
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
Haha! Why hello there, Sox fans! It's me In-Flu-Enza! Yo' Boy!!!!I made my way out East, towards the Atlantic, and I decided it was so nice in Boston after all that rain that I set up shop. Haha! At least I didn't invite Syphilis and Polio with me. But seriously, I got you guys...
Tags: Varitek Dice K Coco Manny Beckett
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Don't you Show up Manny, Don't you do...
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
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Now, umpire Tim McClelland DOES not signal strikes, and if the guys does it takes him three years. Last night was embarrassing, not only for the players but for McClelland himself. I mean, this guy has been doing this for years, and you think the...
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And the Battle Begins -- Again!!
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
And so it begins - Again!! It's the perfect time of year to take a trip down to the Bronx and promptly piss on anything that displays pinstripes. Much to the dismay of the New Yawkers that will be extremely upset that I'm urinating on all things Ruth, I will unfortunately pass on this trip....
Tags: Okajima Papelbon Fenway Daisuke Matsuzaka
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Live from Waltham (Redux)
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
So, for some inexplicable reason the Sox game is now live and in color on the Best Western Cable Network being broadcast on ESPN. I don't have any rhyme or reason for why the game is now on, but I will not complain. I was live, living the good life last night about thirty rows back from home plate in the Fens with my family and let me tell you - there is nothing like taking in a ball game with the whole clan. It reminded me of when I was younger and went to games with my...
Tags: Manny Ramirez Mike Timlin Francona Tito Cleveland
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We Are Experiencing Techincal...
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Moooooo wrote this 8 months ago on |
Why hello there. I'm blogging live from Waltham, MA at the very nice Best Western Inn with a patio overlooking Mass General West (hint hint: if any sessy ladies are in the area send me a message and we can meet up, have some Sam Adams and maybe if you're lucky get busy) Now, for some reason, this hotel doesn't receive NESN, which to me is about as smart as trading Heathcliff Slocumb for Derek Lowe and Jason Varitek...but I digress, there is always MLB.tv, right?! Wrong!...
Tags: Waltham Best Western Derek Lowe Jason Varitek Jon Lester
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